Five "Shes" I’ve Known

She said
We’re free to do what ever we want.
I said
It’s not free when other people are paying for it.

She said
I’m tired of all this Buddha shit!
I said
Then why’d you give him an excuse to start preaching?

She said
I don’t watch television.
I said
Neither did Adolf Hitler.

She said
I went to one of the best universities in the country.
I said
Garbage in, garbage out.

She said
Why do you hate me so much?
I said
Only because I loved you once.

- Just a peasant

Painting of Two Tahitians by Paul Gauguin (1848-1903)